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submitted 5 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, feeding you might make more money for the shareholders 2 years from now but not feeding you makes money for the shareholders today.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

I won't even be working here in 2 years, the second that bonus hits my bank account I'm taking the CEO role at a startup religion