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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)

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[–] tab@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not to be that guy, but it's crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that's on me.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Good catch. I'll correct the above.