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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look, I'm a kinda fat 30 something dude, and I just do kegels and edge and I can fuck for like 45 minutes solid. Athletes waste all their time exercising non-erogenous parts of their body. If gooning was an Olympic sport, I'd take the gold.

Tl;Dr: Don't have sex with an Olympian, have sex with me.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

"If I barely move my body I can last for a super long time. The trick to longer sex is less exertion, all these people getting sweaty and tired are doing it wrong"