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It would be a living nightmare (lemmy.world)
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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

[–] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How big is Pidgey?

[–] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bulbapedia says 1', 4 pounds.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Still technically puntable but you're going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're frequently used in protests!

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine somebody unleashing a flock of Wailords in a protest

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Considering the relative size of a pokeball and a Wailord, a Wailord is a bomb. Just take your pokeball inside any building you don't want to exist anymore, and release the Wailord.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago

In lore pokemon can supposedly scale their size which is part of how the ball works (forcing them to miniaturize), but I don't recall any show ever showing unlimited resizing

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just play the poké flute to wake it up. ♫♫♫

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 10 months ago

Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Then you have to battle the cranky thing

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I named my Snorlax, Israel.

"I'm just going to take a nap here"

"Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you're surrounded by danger!"