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[–] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They hate us because they ain't us.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, this is too much. I need to lay down for a while.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stole your weighted blanket. And your squid so you can't tell the world how you feel about that.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That was just a decoy!! (It's a shark you were looking for)

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Pretty sneaky, sis.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's the noise of a forklift backing up and air compressors for me. I never said a word about it but I noticed one of the factory workers always turns it off when he sees me. Really appreciate it and I give him homemade baked goods.

Think my wife turns on the vacuum cleaner when she is angry at me, but that is probably too cynical.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Edit: ivrofiht

I brought my game boy to school

Edit: no idea what happened there I’m old