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What a time to be alive (i.ibb.co)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 103 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, that's it. GPT is Wheatley from Portal 2. The moron you attach to a computer system to make it into an idiot.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

I AM NOT! A! MORON!

Watch, hold on, I'll prove it! I'll perform a feat of brute strength in a blind rage that will end up hurting me in the long run! Then later when I find out that massive fall didn't actually kill you and you fought your way back up through 2km worth of test chambers powered by sheer spite to come and confront me, I'll act like nothing happened and beg you for your help because I have no idea how to run this place and it's falling apart and the robot test subjects I built don't work at all!

Huh? Could a moron do that?

[–] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, I found Wheatley charming. AI in real life, not so much.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Wheatley is a great character, he's just got a minor case of serious brain damage.