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I wasn't aware they glued your eyelids and head directly facing the screen
Found the boot licker
You can literally not watch things if you don't want to.
Read a book.
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Boot licking is when you are not easily distracted by shiny lights.
It's when you suck oligarch cock
Y'all behave like they put a gun up to your head and force you to watch them ads lmao.
It's mental how the simple thought of maybe do something else than watch the ads is met with such hostility lmao.
You know what doesn't have ads (yet, anyway)? Mother fucking books.
You know what you can take on a plane with you? A mother fucking book.
Read a book.
You when billion dollar companies want to literally shove more ads in your face:
You when the 57th ad in a row plays on tv.