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Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?
A: Because he can.
My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.
I guess also because they can...
Fun coupons. So many fun coupons
ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww
It's the legal way to sell your body.
Because he is famous and rich?
Whats hard to understand about that?
Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)
How do you even date twenty people at once???
It's easy when they're only 3 years old.