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If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!
Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
Don't use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.