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Anon tests a pilot's reflexes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hazzard@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, my first thought as well was that "pulling up" would be pulling the steering wheel back, which wouldn't do anything. Certainly wouldn't swerve the car all the way off the road, you wouldn't want to jerk a plane left or right in that scenario either.

So... definitely made up. But still an amusing greentext.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Would have been a better joke if they had paddle shifters and accidentally yanked hard on both.

[–] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago

That's how you quick save.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Motorcyclists: yanks back on the handlebars and pops a wheelie, "pulling up" the front wheel

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uhmmm that doesn't work

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It does if you also suddenly give it lots of throttle on a powerful enough motorcycle

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or if it's a lighter class and you shift your center of gravity far enough.