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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When I shit my dick touch the water

[–] victron@programming.dev 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why are they butt-level???

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Why are you shitting your dick?

[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahhh, good ol' Poseidon's Kiss

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Na, that's when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.

You're thinking of the Witches Kiss.

[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

No that's when it touches the toilet itself, not the water

[–] CheeseToastie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)