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Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S. (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We can't have women in power. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

[โ€“] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Is this why women choose bears over men?