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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)
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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

I got 99 problems, and money would solve 95