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But who cutted the tree?
Paul Bunion
Don't blame him too much he was really drunk at the time. Fucking Johnny Appletree and his cider.
A lot of fossilized trees appear to be cut when they, in fact, cleanly broke after becoming rock.
Bill
Jebbediah Springfield
That's what the pyramids are for
The precursors. I will not elaborate.