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if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant (lemmy.world)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 113 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

will you show video proof that you did that

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Do I have to?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Proof or ban, it's the law

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Fuck it, I’m in.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Downvoting to save my eyes

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 25 points 5 months ago

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

[–] odium@programming.dev 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

D. All of the above?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure.

Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for it.

I'm not american so I'm puzzled by 26 volume. What's that? 26 shots?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

750ml for you folk that can’t handle freedom.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

26x750ml or just 750ml? It's either suicide or another morning in Russia.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

750ml is 26 ounces.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

So what's the status?

[–] itsmect@monero.town 11 points 5 months ago

Absolutely.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Yup

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

No. No, you do not.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Upvoted just for you buddy

[–] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do now

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well this aged poorly

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 2 points 5 months ago

... 😦

I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo