The Onion

4509 readers

967 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

454

MAGA Supporter Intentionally Gets Another Felony DWI Charge in Solidarity With Trump (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

18 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] raoulraoul@midwest.social -5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

DWI? DUI? What's the difference? The ~~drunks~~ alcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don't have to cover one eye to focus.

Stay sick, scratch glass, turn blue, climb walls…but don't get caught!
!detroit@midwest.social ☆ !michigan@midwest.social ☆ !music@midwest.social

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 6 points 5 months ago

What the fuck are you babbling about?

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DUI is "driving under the influence" of alcohol and DWI is "driving while intoxicated". So DWI is less specific.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Actually the DUI carves a broader swath because you can be under the influence but not intoxicated.