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Just use C
It's called Go
Excuse me if I don't appreciate when the compiler adamantly refuses to do its job when there's one single unused variable in the code, when it could simply ignore that variable and warn me instead.
I also don't enjoy having to format datetime using what's probably the most reinventing-the-wheel-y and most weirdly US-centric formatting schemes I have ever seen any programming language build into itself.
You spelled Elixir wrong.