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[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we give him one of those rubber toddler phones that doubles as a pacifier? He doesn't have to know it's not actually connected

[โ€“] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even better a tablet with fake apps that makes him think he's posting, but every reply is something bad said about him. Just one per lie he told, should keep it filled for awhile.