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submitted 5 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 5 months ago

Because their annual budget is over a billion dollars and rising. You can't spend this all on just payroll and cop cars.