this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's a pillar directly in front of the oven too. I guess the tenant can just forget about cooking anything bigger than a pizza bagel.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As luck would have it, though, when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. So, ya know, at least they won't starve... They'll just be incredibly malnourished as a result of their structurally imposed dietary restrictions.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers this jingle.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think that's just the perspective and cropping of the picture. It looks like the nearest pillar is in the same row of tile as the further pillar, so there are three rows of tiles between the oven and the pillar.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nah those look like 30cm tiles given that fridges and ovens have pretty standard widths and assuming the 2 poles are in line you would have about 75cm or 2 and a half feet from the front of the oven.

I mean its cramped but its usable.