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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am a middle eastern civilian, how do I enlist?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago

Much appreciated.