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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee) (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

SORRY!! SOLD OUT!!

Tomorrow the resale price is $1.4 Million....