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[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You are both cooking too slowly and eating too fast

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, honestly. It's a crap meme. Maybe it feels like 2 hours because its boring for you. If you cook for 2 hours likely one part of it is putting something into the oven for 1 1/2 hours.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not everyday can be a Rachael Ray 30 minute meal.

I make chicken pot pie weekly. Mirepoix, peel dice potatoes, constantly stir so roux doesn't clump. It's 90 minutes of non stop cooking and 30 minutes of oven.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you divide it up into seven meals and eat chicken pot pie everyday?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It feeds 4 and I have one jar of leftovers to freeze. Once a month I have 4 jars and don't have to cook chicken pot pie that week.

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Try cooking a whole chicken a 700°C for 30 minutes and see what happens.

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is that the only option everyday? A whole fucking chicken? People are ridiculous.

[–] ceasarlegsvin@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

Stop boggis-shaming me

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No but you commented that they were cooking for too long with no idea of what was being cooked.

I have an example of what needs a longer cooking time.

The ridiculousness comes from you commenting without having any idea what OP was cooking and not providing advice of things that can be cooked quickly.

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

OP just said cooking, not cooking (x). I am also no one's mother and thus reserve the right to make comments without fixing one's entirely life for them.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 10 points 5 months ago

Well you're not really supposed to use a pottery kiln.

[–] ceasarlegsvin@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Take 10 minutes to spatchcock your bird and it will cook in 40 minutes

Wash up whilst it cooks

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or just use a convection oven. They're super fast. 6 drumsticks or 4 thighs in 20 minutes.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Microwaves are faster, eight minutes and you’re done.

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I tried this recipe and it was awesome. The charring made the chicken absolute 10/10, would bang.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 5 months ago

so maybe don't cook a whole chicken?