They are going to have to take time to clean up all that glitter or they'll get written up for keeping a sloppy workspace. But because it's glitter and got everywhere, it's gonna take a long time and they are going to miss their performance metrics. That's a writeup.

Now they are on the chopping block and their kid is starving and wearing rags to school because you thought it'd send a message to mail them glitter, and literally nobody higher than the mailroom boss even knows that it happened. Good work.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

jesus christ you really went way into the woods in your fantasy there. good work.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

I don't think "minimum wage worker gets penalized for something entirely outside their control and the workers innocent family suffers as a result" is that much of a stretch. Sadly.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Agreed, why not return low level joblistings for the area where the return address is. Add a few sassy stickers you got from temu as a gift and some information on starting a union.

Don't be an ass to wage slaves, they're not your enemy, they're your peers, show them the way instead.

Arise ye pris'ners of starvation
Arise ye wretched of the earth

[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Well now I just want to do it more.