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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can call the police for a person.

You can't fir 1000 roches.

Hell i'd take a person over 10 roaches

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You need 1 bullet to deal with a person, and 1000 to deal with 1000 cockroaches.

Math is pretty easy.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think using 1000 bullets in your home to kill roaches would be...ya know what, nah, go for it

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

there's an extremely early episode of Family Guy where they use guns to shoot at fleas. Because obviously that would be ridiculous.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

And then a shitload of contractors to repair the 1000 bullet holes in your house due to the massive overkill of shooting roaches.

Nice accuracy tho.

You can just call an exterminator for the roaches though. I would definitely rather invite an exterminator into my house that the cops.