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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Itte@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay they kicked in. What next?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago

I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.