this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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[–] ChocolateTeapot@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forgot "lack of money" - that helps too!

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

With enough money you can buy 99% of dreams, anyways. Look at bezos: he bought his way into being an astronaut.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

He's not a real astronaut, this cowboy hat comes right off.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He couldn't buy hair, though - even Melon Husk was able to do that.