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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago (1 children)

be me

using pc

need to pee

pees

Am I the only one who initially thought anon peeded his pants?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It never actually says he didn't piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It's a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

or get a mop