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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.

Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's funny, comical, and humorous!

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Mirthful even!