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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Couple things super quick. 1) nothing screams "I don't care" like fighting someone for several lengthy replies and

the insecurity about your race is gonna turn women off way more than your size.

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When did I ever say only femmes are tasting my lumpia? C'mon, homie. My diminutive oriental dingus is less lonely than you think.

I've never had a problem with my race. Reading your weird rebuttal makes me feel downright chauvanistic. 2 quips is "several lengthy replies" if you're not genetically predisposed to be good at math, i guess

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Bruh I got you and rab mixed up. This is why I try not to comment once my ADHD meds wear off.