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[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Crumple zones? Fuck that! Truck so light I’ll just bounce off the wall.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Haha, even heavy duty cars had terrible crumple zones.