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Most people are only half-listening (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Please don't, I'm not ready for new slang. I barely had a grasp on old slang.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As an old, learning the new slang is a wonderful chance to learn words of power that will make everyone around you flinch under their force.

Utter a "that's bussin for real," and watch those around you fall to their knees, and add a "poggers" to hear them wail and grind their teeth. Sprinkle a "skibidi" in to really drive things home.

You're missing out on true power here.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

It pleases me greatly when my kids take psychic damage from a simple incantation "sadge chat, no rizz for real for real".

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That's so fetch.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you barely had a grasp on old slang, new slang is just a second chance to get on with the times!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are we still hanging onions from our belt?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No, we've moved onto shallots.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

That's so art deco

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Are you going to deglaze that pan? Yeah.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

No dipshit, we make belt buckles from them.

[–] j4yt33@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

Cromulent, adjective - Acceptable, adequate, satisfactory.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The kids change the slang all the time. Did you know that dope apparently no longer means cannabis? Apparently the kids think it means exclusively heroin (horse).

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This has been true for a long time, hasn't it? I'm in my 40s and I don't think I've ever associated "Dope" with the devil's cilantro.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I don't know, we called it dope in when I was in high school (you were probably a very young child). You were in your 20s at the millenium and that wasn't that long ago. Perhaps you were the kids that changed it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2JOFA6rIg