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Are you publicly admitting to not filling out your Daily Ration and Nutrient Survey? I'd delete this
It's too late for me, that would just add an obstruction charge on top of it for destruction of evidence. Which I guess also technically applies to each time I've flushed the toilet.
I guess I'm an outlaw now. At least it means I get to have all the cool things that have been banned. Brb, I'm gonna go get all hopped up on leaded gasoline and start stupid fights over people doing things that don't affect me.