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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)

#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's my favorite emoticon!

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

I was amazed a terminal could do that

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.