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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Carbon is the best metal, ask any astrophysicist.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

It’s been proven without a doubt that diamonds are the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only for the best submarines.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I wanted to bring that joke );

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Most chemists too, at least the good ones.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm a fan of nitrogen