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‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex (www.theonion.com)

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“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic game of 600. I remember that from my childho--- oh wait.

[–] HereticalDoughnut@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Okay I’m missing something what is the count to 600 reference?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

The article at the bottom says they taught their kids a game on Sunday nights to count to 600... implying that's how long their private time is.

[–] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I'm not American but I'm guessing it refers to sex being over in 10 minutes?