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I've been in a lot of woods and I can't think of a time where a machine gun would have improved things for me.
in this specific situation? I feel like it would probably help. To some degree.
Depends on what bear we're talking about here. Any bear but a grizzly or a polar bear is probably not going to mess with you in the first place unless you do something stupid like get between a mother and her cubs. And if a grizzly or polar bear are attacking you, you better be a good shot because they're fast.
oh true, i forgot polar bears. But why the fuck would a polar bear be in the forest?
if we're talking about a man though. It would probably help, i'm assuming we aren't just pitted back to back in the woods or something.
Polar bears might go into forests sometimes...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
huh. That definitely sounds like polar bears to me.