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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Neck too from when you eventually lay down to deal with your back pain.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Then tailbone, from when you try to awkwardly prop yourself up into a hybrid position.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then neck again when you go prone.

Then back again when you hide in a box

snake? Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Sorry, Colonel. I am trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But at least you'll get some nice hemorrhoids from sitting on the floor

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago