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Son, we need to have a serious talk! (lemmy.world)
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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a guy and I'd probably pick a bear over a random person. At least with a bear I know it's not safe. A person? Could be useful, could be aggressive and follow me, etc. I know enough to know that I'd have no idea if the person was telling the truth about anything survival related.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago

You can kill the bear and make a nice blanket. Human skin is way less useful.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Wish I'd read this before I commented, you're a lot more succinct. Agreed, you know where you are with a bear, humans have a high enough percentage of crazy to be a risk.