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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My parents forced me to play outside when I was very young, and I didn’t want to. Stepped on what’s probably a mud wasp nest, and two wasps circled my leg and stung me a bunch. I cried a lot.

Anything yellow and black bug near me makes me MAD DASH AWAY. I got made fun of for a long time, “oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

Like motherfucker I CANNOT IGNORE THEM YOU TWAT

I love fluffy bumblebees though. I still panic before I confirm fluff.

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

Oh yeah I got hit with this a lot. But I have empiric evidence of the contrary right in my memory! D:

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Out of sight, out of mind. (exit, stage left)

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

love it when people tell me that "they don't like loud sounds" like motherfucker im pretty sure these fucks can't hear noise.