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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Bees aren't monsters.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if 60,000 of them collectively formed the shape of another creature for the express purpose of terrifying a child? 🤔

[–] AlexanderESmith@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's basically a character on Rick and Morty (except its like a million ants)

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

60,000 of anything is basically a monster. I wouldn't even want to be confronted by 60,000 koalas.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So. Much. Chlamydia.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Title of your autobiography!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

60,000 Guinea pigs

Prepare to be wheeked to death

[–] Kiernian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

60,000 Guinea pigs

you leave my end users out of this. It's not their fault the higher ups chose a crappy software vendor

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what a bee would say. 🐝🤔

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shh! Don't make us sting you 😤

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Then don't put out that red light, Roxanne

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If they're pissed off enough to swarm in the tens of thousands, they are temporarily..

[–] nulluser@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

FYI. The quantity of bees in a hive has more to do with their ability to find good food sources nearby, and the suitability of the place they've made their home, and nothing to do with their temperament. That size hive would not be considered particularly remarkable in an apiary. A "swarm" of bees is actually just a bunch of bees that split off from a successful hive and are looking for a new home and are typically very docile. Since this colony had a home (these people's house), it was technical not a "swarm."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks for enlightening me, I sit corrected 😁