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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] DogEatWaffle@startrek.website 52 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Eat local, honey.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

i'm not your honey, pal

[–] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not you pal, sweetie

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not you sweetie, babe

[–] Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not your babe, buddy

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not your Buddy, Holly

[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not your Mary Tyler Moore.

[–] gbzm@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not your Holly, Hunter

[–] figjam@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

I'm not your Hunter, Biden

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eat, local honey.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Eat lo-cal honey .

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

In the lo-cal calzone zone.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Eat lo-cal, honey

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

But I like chain restaurants. And don't call me "honey".

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

oh i just realized that's not what the message said. i was thinking that sounds like a condescending reply.