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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 51 points 6 months ago (6 children)

In which view is chicken not a bird?

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

OP has been around since the Jurassic period, they're having a lot of trouble to accept what's happened to chickens.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seen a chicken fly?

Also, penguins are fish.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since when is flying the criteria determining being a bird? Are bats and moskitos birds? Are planes birds? And flying is certainly not a requirement to be a bird: are baby birds not birds? Are injured or diminished birds not birds anymore? Are kiwis, dodos, ostrichs not birds?

As for penguins I can be flexible depending on how you cook it.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

Feathered* man

[–] Muscar@discuss.online 13 points 6 months ago

The view of immense stupidity and ignorance.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I suppose if you happen to believe that chickens specifically are the descendents of dinosaurs, but you don't believe that birds in general are the descendents of the dinosaurs?

IDK. I'm having segment fault errors occur when I attempt to parse OP's logical expression.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 months ago

no the egg came first