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[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 117 points 6 months ago (8 children)

holds up platypus with feathers glued to it BEHOLD! A BIRD!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

removes feathers

And now it's a man!

Adds fedora

Perry the Man?!?

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Perry the feathered platypus?!

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Now I really want an avatar style platypus bird. Imagine how cute a flying platypus would be!

Actually thinking about it, I feel like that would be the perfect representation of all four elements (venom has to count for fire, no?).

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling that if avatar had a platypus it would just be a platypus.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

That’s why they’re also fire! They swim, look like badger moles, and (if they had wings) they fly!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Now where did you find so many feathers?

camera pans to plucked chicken / man

[–] Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Diogenestralia

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Where's Charlie? I need a lawyer well versed in bird law.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago