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I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] DrunkDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Granted. Linux Monthly now has a 20% share of the computer related magazine market, both subscription and newsstand. While most readers report buying it for the in-depth Linux news, many suspect they’re actually buying it for the centerfold. Surveys indicate 93% of Linux Monthly don’t know what Linux is. I will let your imagination run wild about the subject of the centerfold.

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Richard Stallman stretched out nude on the beach, no doubt.