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I have a newborn that hasn't had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is "normal".
So to answer the question...breastmilk?
Delicious, nutritious, shitless
My dad once said, "if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn't have to poop".