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[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I've been halfheartedly saying I'm going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one's soul. It makes more sense every day.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

[–] bamboo@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If he tells you, he'd be advertising and that's against his religion.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago

Just live the principals and you're already a congregant, my child

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

That’s not advertising, that’s prosthelytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services. And just telling someone about something isn’t advertising. It’s when you spend money or resources to bring attention to that thing that it counts as advertising. People keep saying that putting a sign on your building stating the company name is advertising. It’s not.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

Seek and ye shall find.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

well, they just picked up one follower.

[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

By advertising. So it is now officially a religion since it's full of hypocrites.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

is there public awareness that isn't advertising?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Yes, this isn’t advertising. It’s proselytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services and it has to be explicit. Me telling you about the company I work for isn’t advertising.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago

Thit's nit idvirteesing...

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lmao

I don't, i suppose

Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a convert. Who wants to write our hymns?

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Glory to Ublock on high! May it's righteous code bless our browsers for all eternity.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Unlock Origin*

From now on, referring to it incorrectly is considered herecy and punishable by up to 17 whip lashes.

Edit: not gonna fix the typo, I'll take my lashes

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was about to join untill the whiplashes. I prefer something bit more laid back

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps we can interest you in some gentle tongue lashes?

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

ooh sounds like me to myself when I'm having doomsday hangover. I'm in

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

do it so we can claim anti ad blocker measures are discriminatory

[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Your move Satanist church.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

You too, Detective

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago

"The real money is in starting a religion." - L. Ron Hubbard

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

Please add me to that newsletter, and may the billboards be cast from your sight, brother!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

With that, you could sue Google and other companies pushing anti-adblocker tech for discrimination, just bring up all the cases when the supreme court sided with cristofascists to oppress other people.