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I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Google forks Linux to make a mobile operating system, stripping out lots of familiar FOSS software and licensing requirements and replacing it with their own. Also it's written in java.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

How unrealistic. That could never happen.

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[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

What a miserable reality that would be

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Also it’s written in java

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