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Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the U.S. government in the 1980s (www.outsports.com)

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are you defending Rodgers?

[–] TheDannysaur@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because he's so smart and good at throwing the oval ball that his opinions must be true and relevant and he deserves the platform to spread his views.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but you are clearly misinformed, a football is not an oval. It is a prolate sphere. Clearly you know nothing about football so you are completely unqualified to have any opinions at all. /s

[–] TheDannysaur@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your mom is a prolate sphere.

(I am embarrassed and am now lashing out with baseless personal attacks)

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better than your mom who is an oblate sphere.

(That is okay we all have bad days, just aim to do better next time. Make that personal attack really sting)

[–] TheDannysaur@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey fuck you buddy

(Thank you buddy, I hope you're doing well - I'll make sure to bring a better version of myself next time. Have a good weekend)

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you got me. It has been my third 13 hour day at work. It took me a second to realize you were joking. 🙃

[–] TheDannysaur@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No worries my dude, I had a stressful day today too. Better days ahead for both of us.