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Anon misses a potential match (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I'm not going to match.

I'm kidding.

I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I gave it up when the little notification numbers started popping up for shit like “Want to upgrade?”

I’m not into emotional abuse. Especially from a fucking app.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

First thing I do after installing most apps/games is turn off notifications.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

I'm not talking about popups. I'm talking about the red-circled number at the corner of the app's icon indicating a match ... or at least it used to indicate a match. Now it indicates Tinder has decided to trade a little of its credibility for an advertisement.